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Teachers are weapons of mass instruction.
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I can't afford health insurance. I have to pay for my pills.
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I had a 10 minute lunch hour today.
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I rock the fetish people. You know who I am.
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I think therefore I'm single.
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Don't hate the rich. Did anyone poor ever hire you?
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Don't take life so seriously. You can't get out alive!
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stone cold crazy
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bad to the bone
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deals well with chaos
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Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down.
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Does the Internet still work when I turn my computer off?
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driven to extremes
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dying since birth
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Future Rock Royalty
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oh no. not you again
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Too much is never enough
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When I said til death do us part I thought I had six months to live.
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